Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Double The Wish

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.

"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."

"What catch?" the man asked.

The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted."

"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.

"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.

"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"

POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.

"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?"

"I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.

POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.

"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie.

"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man.

"What is your third and final wish?"

The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"

5 komentar:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ha Haaa!!!! ... that was cruel AND funny. Inventive :-)

How are you?? All the best from SpeedyCat - super post!

Marie said...

Thanks for comment speedcat, oh yeah im fine hope you're fine too and thankyou for asking.

Mel Avila Alarilla said...

I really love funny jokes. Your blog seems to be teeming with them. I will make your blog one of my favorites and I will be linking with it to get your fresh jokes always. Thanks and God bless.

Marie said...

hi mel i love to hear that you like funny jokes, if you want to exchange link please shout at my shoutbox so i know which of yours should i add in my friends link.

writingimpromptu said...

This is a great joke! Thanks for sharing!