How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day an employee sends

a letter to his boss asking

for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t

de$perately.I think you $hould be

under$tanding of the need$ of u$

worker$ who have given $o much

$upport including $weat and $ervice

to your company.I am $ure you will

gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

The next day, the employee
recieved This letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working

very hard. NOwadays, NOthing

much has changed. You must have

NOticed that our company

is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying

the world`s leading ecoNOmists

are NOt sure if the United States

may go into aNOther recession. After

the NOvember presidential elections

things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean.

Out the Window

A French man, an English man, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a
train. The French man offered everyone some French bread, then he threw it out
the window. The French man said, "Don't worry we have plenty of those where I
come from."

The English man offered everyone a crumpet and then he threw it out the window.
The English man said, "Don't worry we have plenty of those where I come from."

The American man quickly threw the lawyer out the window. The American said,
"Don't worry we have plenty of those where I come from."

I ain't touchin' it

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...

Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, " Can you help me point my penis" ?

The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, " Hey! I'm grabbing it right"? " So I should look, I have a right"!

He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. " What the hell is wrong with it ?"

The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I ain't touchin' it." and walks away.

Did Santa Give You That Present?

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

Christmas Santa
The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid says, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the stupidity in the horse's brain instead of on his back."