Saturday, June 6, 2009

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day an employee sends

a letter to his boss asking

for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t

de$perately.I think you $hould be

under$tanding of the need$ of u$

worker$ who have given $o much

$upport including $weat and $ervice

to your company.I am $ure you will

gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,

Norman
$oh

The next day, the employee
recieved This letter of reply
:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working

very hard. NOwadays, NOthing

much has changed. You must have

NOticed that our company

is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying

the world`s leading ecoNOmists

are NOt sure if the United States

may go into aNOther recession. After

the NOvember presidential elections

things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You k
NOw what I mean.

Out the Window

A French man, an English man, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a
train. The French man offered everyone some French bread, then he threw it out
the window. The French man said, "Don't worry we have plenty of those where I
come from."

The English man offered everyone a crumpet and then he threw it out the window.
The English man said, "Don't worry we have plenty of those where I come from."

The American man quickly threw the lawyer out the window. The American said,
"Don't worry we have plenty of those where I come from."