Wednesday, April 2, 2008

No Speakah De English?

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I

Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I
come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak
aloud in Public
places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta
sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

2 komentar:

Anthony said...

LOLOLOLOL!! :) So, finally you decided to post about me and my friend chatting in the bus? Naughty, naughty girl :D

Marie said...

hahaha, i didnt know that you and your friend have conversation like that in my post, i guess similar things do happen.