Everything you ever wanted to know about moles
demoleition - The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
dismole - being gloomy on Mole Day
imoleble - anything that does not have to do with a mole
mol - the symbol for mole
mole-mole - a mole double agent
molearchy - government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
molebile - a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly inderground
molect - the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
molectomy - the study of a mole's insides
molehill - a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that's pesky
moleism - the continual reverence of moles
molelaberate - working together on a project which includes moles
moleodic - a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
moleskito - a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn't remember when Mole Day is
remoletly - obscurely having to do with a mole
remolte control - a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
sophmole - anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
thermole - an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
Q: Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
A: It's mole-itically incorrect
Q: What is a mole's favorite movie?
A: The Green Mole
Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled
Q: What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses
Q: What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?
A: "To mole or not to mole, this is the question."
Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay
Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills
Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole
Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted
Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!
Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy
Q: What was Avogadro's favorite Indian tribe?
A: The Molehawks
Thursday, October 22, 2009