Q. What do ghosts have in their noses? A. Boo- gers
Q. What does the devil keep between his legs? A.Great balls of fire.
Q. Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts? A. Because they have big boo-bies!
Q. What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog? A. Holly-weeny
Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost? A. A handful of sheet!
Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck!
Q: Why can't two ghosts kiss? A: 'cause they'd go right through each other!
Q: What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half?A:boooooobies
Q: Why do ghosts scare people?A: They hope they'll scare the LIVING soul out of them!
Q: Why don't you ever see ghost's poop?A: Because its invisable!
Q: Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat? A: BOOOOOOOger King.
Q: What did the owl say to the girl ghost as shewalked by? A: Nice HOOOOOTERS!
Q: What did the boy vampire say to the girl? A: Let me get a suck of that.
Q: What did the ghost say when the boy told him a joke? A: You KILL me!
Q: Why was the vampire's face white? A: Because he got the living-daylight sucked out of him.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Label: Halloween Jokes