Sunday, May 18, 2008


For those who English is their second language:

A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." the lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the folling questions"
LAWYER: Have you any grounds? POLE: Ja, Ja, and acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? POLE: No, she white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store and put it on shelp in bathroom. I can read... it said

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