Saturday, May 31, 2008

Biker Bar

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar
and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men
sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to
the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says:

"I went by your grandma's house today and I saw
her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one
bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the
biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one
more time and says,
"I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says............

"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk"

1 komentar:

Freud72 said...