The student, The Businessman and The Biker

There were three guys at a bar.

One was a college student, one was a business man and the other was a biker.

The student tells the two other men that it was his anniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesn't like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said.

So the business man said "That's nice, for my last anniversary I got my wife a Mercedes and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercedes she has to like the new mansion. "

As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last anniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself"