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Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and sa...

Sarah the sexy secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you" "Sa...

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street an...

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. ...

Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone b...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and ...

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, pl...

15 Signs You Are a Drunk 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extingu...

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness...

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the ...

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check....

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. ...

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, There were bottles of booze left around by some louse. When through the North wi...

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immedi...

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave ...